when Chuck Norris wants an egg he cracks open a chicken!
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Time waits for no man.... unless of course that man is Chuck Norris
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
LOL, Andy you and your dashingly handsome brother (who is as buff if not buffer than Chuck Norris) are too much
Chuck Norris is hiding in your bushes waiting to roundhouse kick you in the face for saying someone else is buffer then him.
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