Monday, August 25, 2008

Chuck Norris.... tellin' the world how it's gonna be




For my own personal amusement.


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

when Chuck Norris wants an egg he cracks open a chicken!

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

Anonymous said...

Time waits for no man.... unless of course that man is Chuck Norris

Anonymous said...

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Anonymous said...

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Anonymous said...

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

Anonymous said...

LOL, Andy you and your dashingly handsome brother (who is as buff if not buffer than Chuck Norris) are too much

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris is hiding in your bushes waiting to roundhouse kick you in the face for saying someone else is buffer then him.