Monday, August 25, 2008

For you.

1.A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is “Charles”. ChuckNorris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
2.Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris in stead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
3.the original theme song to the Transformers was actually “ChuckNorris–more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris–robot in disguise,” and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided
4.When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die fromcholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He alsorequires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on hisback. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
5.After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.
6.There is no theory of Evolution, Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
7.If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win, Forever.
8.Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
9.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

10.Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
11.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

5 comments:

Take that professor plum said...

They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."

Philosopher Chuck said...

Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."

and finally... said...

Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' about

The Dillons said...

The phoilosopher one is really funny.

Andrew "chuck norris" dillon said...

bahahahaaha... I love the professor plum name thingy. That made me laugh harder then the jokes