For you.

1.A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is “Charles”. ChuckNorris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
2.Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris in stead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
3.the original theme song to the Transformers was actually “ChuckNorris–more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris–robot in disguise,” and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided
4.When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die fromcholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He alsorequires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on hisback. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
5.After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.
6.There is no theory of Evolution, Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
7.If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win, Forever.
8.Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
9.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
10.Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
11.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.