as described by Caleb, but retold by me.
Caleb: I'm in a good mood. This has been a good day. Work was easy, I got to play basketball, It's Friday, I am being fed, I have a beautiful wife, Wyatt is not being fussy. Yup, this day can't get any better.
To which I say, Too bad the house isn't clean.
Caleb: Yeah it would have been too much, I would have fallen on my knees and wept.