Ladies Escaping Their Spawn
This is a new group I am going to create. The point of which is to give women a reason to leave their beloved children with the father.
Now this group is not to be confused with a L.N.O.(Ladies Night Out), those are all about bonding with your friends over dinner and going out and doing crazy things, so that you can have something to laugh about later.
No, L.E.T.S. Nights are just about going somewhere to gain back your sanity so that when you return to your family, you can parent with love not on auto-pilot. And if you happen to make a friend in the process well, more power to ya. You may have found someone who will babysit for free.