It's 9pm and we are having our nightly "these kids are nuts" conversation at the kitchen table. The boys are fluctuating between running in circles in the kitchen and charging out of the back sliding door proclaiming that "someone is asleep in the backyard" (Wyatt's imagination). In between all of the activity Wyatt has managed to receive a slight spanking on his bottom from his Daddy. As our conversation continues Wyatt and Zane have now moved on to fighting through the sliding door. Zane is inside hitting the glass with an alligator and Wyatt is outside hitting the glass with a plastic gun. Both boy are scolded by Dad and told to stop. Zane stops and Wyatt looks at his Daddy with a twinkle in his eye and the biggest smile on his face, pushes his little tush into the glass and says, "SPANK MEEE!!!" knowing full well how impossible that is.
Needless to say, I died laughing and Caleb was left speechless. This kid is so quick on his feet, I love it.